Coloring of the Eggs

So we were just sitting there, innocently coloring the eggs. I look away for 3 seconds and Lauren has her hand IN THE STUFF playing with her egg, using the new buzzword "light wash". As in (imagine Lauren sing-song voice) "doo dee doo, just gonna give this little guy a light wash in yellow, then a light wash in red", etc. I wonder how many days it will take to turn her hand back to people-color.